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From a XY classmate: While on rotations during the fourth year, I have finally realized just how much I learned during the third year of medical school. I have compiled a list of the top things I have learned over the past year. Here they are, enjoy! 1. Surgeons have the innate ability to know what you have read about and what you haven't and will inevitably ask you about everything except what you read 2. Chicks don't dig the diphallus or microphallus and they definitely don't like the combination (P.S. I am crying a little while I write this) 3. I finally have an answer to "Why not Minot?" 4. It's possible to become jaded even before graduation (does this bother anyone else?) 5. The third year of medical school increases your sperm count, ova production and overall fertility (we had lots of babies in our class 3rd year) 6. 8 of 10 Internal medicine patients emit the most rancid smell when I roll them over to listen to their back but I have yet to f...

So I'm waiting for all that paperwork to print right now and Ive really been slacking on my blog. Here I am. About a week after the match I recieved a gigantic box in the mail full of paperwork to read, sign, and fill out. I also recieved a long list of online presentations and tests that I needed to complete. Around the world there are hundreds of thousands in my same boat, but it does seem quite overwhelming. We are trying to pack our home, find a place to live, keep the kids fed and within earshot, and figuring out all that financial aid crap. Im just going to put all that aside for a while so I can do some paperwork... La De Da.... Upstairs I hear Guitar Hero... so Im not the only one taking a break from the slew of what needs to get done today. At least I know my HIPPA and privacy rules..

The cardinal rules of ICU - Blood goes round and round - Air goes in and out - Oxygen is good - Steroids are good, except when they're bad - Pee before procedure - Thou shalt be awake or have a trach "Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command" -Emerson In God we trust, all others need data.